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Real Emails from Unreal Males Focus of New Humor Book on Internet Dating

Miami, FL (PRWeb) December 30, 2006 -- (With typos intact) there are hopeful emails… Hello gorgeous you are one of the most beautifullest woman i have ever seen on the planet..I am a very romantic man that would love to get to know you very much leave your number so we could talk."

Inquisitive emails…I have all these questions inside that I would love to ask you. Here goes, What is your favorite thing on the menu at Denny's?

Foreign emails…Ciao bella amore beautifull hi you very sexy beautiful blond lady hmmmmm i like you hi sexyyyyy
And even some insightful emails…As an attractive woman on the net you're getting emails from hot and horny hopefuls old enough to be your father, and boring wannabe suitors spouting their best rendition of Prince Charming. Am I right??

Yet despite all the "you've got to read it to believe it" emails featured in You've Got Male, there are also some that are romantic, poetic, and touching. It is these, Auerbach says, that keeps her optimistic and adhering to the philosophy: "In a world of mixed messages, it only takes one to improve your love life and maybe even find a 'You've Got Male' soul mate in your in-box."

Author Bari Auerbach is a 42-year old journalist who writes for local community newspapers in Miami, Florida. She is a mother of two, who also competes in women's figure competitions.

Book Statistics:
ISBN:                             1-59800-721-1
Retail Price(s):    $7.95
Size and Format(s):    5.5 x 8.5 Paperback
Page Count:                             52
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Author Contact Information:
Bari Auerbach
18181 NE 31st Court, PH 9
Aventura, FL 33160
Phone: 305.987.6799

Publisher Contact Information:
Jeanine Sampson
Outskirts Press, Inc.
19040 South Parker Road, #515
Parker, CO 80134
1.888.672.6657
www.outskirtspress.com

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